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Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Runners routines and rituals


Runners routines and rituals or Controlling the uncontrollable.

Runners like any other athlete develop coping mechanisms, routines and rituals. (or nervous ticks)

Listening to the same song, shaking you head from side to side, performing a particular stretch routine, making the sign of the cross or putting a certain shoe on first. Runners employ many methods in order to get into the zone, many of them with no logical basis. The objective is to try to block out the environment, focusing all thoughts into one, and above all reinforce the idea that everything is ok.

Superstitions, fixations, ideas or routines, call it what you want, but most runners need a 'safe place'. They need to repeat a sequence of actions, however insignificant, to help them concentrate and stay focused. If you did a survey many of us would admit to the same procedures, but each uses his own little mechanism to try to have a sense of control over something that is beyond control. The weather, injury or even failure, these are just some of the drawbacks of long distance running, but still most runners convince themselves that they can be overcome or avoided if they just keep following the routine.

Concentration, disconnection, abstraction, responses to fear, these are all area’s that can be trained and over a long race are almost evenly combined. Unfortunately, while most of us long distance runners are “elite athletes” and act as such to many extents, we neglect to take care of certain aspects that are more important than other. Many extremely talented runners have been left behind due to their bad habits, which they fail to deal with when their performance slumps.

Training daily, eating a healthy diet and resting is the bread and butter of any reasonably good athlete. Training the mind in order to face the pressure of the big occasion is also fundamental to optimizing performance. Being able to concentrate and manage intense moments of concentration is basic. Runners must know how to structure a long race and stick to the plan (if they have one) and focus to perform at their best. There are two types of concentration: introspection, used to loosen up, and fixation on outside factors. Rest is also crucial to avoid excessive fatigue, both physical and metal, which can affect overall performance. The better your performance, the easier it is to rest. If you are too self-critical you may analyse all the reasons why and will not disconnect.

Do not confuse rest with isolation, which can sometimes form part of the period before concentration can begin. Finding a place to eat alone, escaping or just a nap, are some basic mechanisms to release tension and drive away negative thoughts. Some runners reach such levels of concentration that they are little more than zombies, their bodies roaming the finish area after a race, but their thoughts elsewhere.

'Controlling the uncontrollable' also applies to fear, certainly my biggest enemy. In sport there are many types of fear and one of the most significant is the fear of failure.The natural human response to fear is paralysis, avoidance and struggle. Runners who take a big fall and jump back up without pause are crazy!' It is a common enough remark but there is little truth to it. The accumulated level of adrenaline is such that a runners first thought after a fall in the middle of a race is, quick, I need to get back up because the race is nearly over,' not 'oh dear, I fell, i could have broken something!

Often my fear appears later when in the cold light of day i think again about the damage i could have possibly done. This fear is more a friend than foe, as it helps me to recognize my limits. In contrast, excessive fear or panic may block logical though, becoming a handicap for a runner or indeed any other person.

In order to understand a little more the grey matter of a runner we see self-belief as another way to face reality. Very important indeed. There is scientific evidence that positive or indeed negative thinking influences brain responses. But be careful, your self-belief must come from an objective place. And humility must be your universal force. Think that it is best to be positive, without losing sight that in order to win, every battle must be fought first. Arrogance and overconfidence are a fast track to failure.

That said, when you see a runner or other athlete doing some strange gesture or following a curious ritual, do not be surprised, it is their way of trying to get a sense of control over something that is basically uncontrollable.

Sunday, 2 June 2013

A Cylist’s life


A Cylist’s life

I occasionally drive a car, hence i am a motorist, i do my best not to fall into any of these groups. I also recommend you don’t waste your time reading this drivel, however if you do decide to read on - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

I am a cyclist, i ride to work and i work to ride, as a long distance runner i find cycling to be an important part of my training regime (as is chocolate & biscuits).

Over the years i have experienced the pitfalls of cycling but have managed to stay in one piece and, through adopting a defensive riding style, i have managed to remain pretty much damage free.

This has not happened by chance, if you want to stay upright on the roads today you have to treat motorists with the contempt they deserve. Many of them are mindless narcissistic idiots who have little focus on anything but self. Harsh but fair.

I like to put motorists into groups based on simple rules, which i make up as i go along, i also allow myself to name the groups, usually with something derogatory, this is because it amuses me and in my mind its ok.
Using what i call the “Ricker scale” i give each group a mark from 10, 1-4 are minor annoyances and any self respecting cyclist should spot these easily, scores between 5 and 10 are awarded to “special” people who excel, even for motorists.

Desperate Don the “Dick head” driver.

Desperate Don drivers are always in a rush and don’t care about other road users, in fact the more venerable the road user the less Don cares. Don is a bully who will squeeze through any gap, ignoring the cyclist who is in the way and the poor unsuspecting normal person who is unlucky enough to be coming the other way. Don scores 5 on the “Ricker scale”.

Pull out Pamela queen “Munter”.

Pamela is the motorist who pulls up to a T junction and takes time to follow the highway code, looking right, left and right again. Pamela ensures there are no other motorists coming from either direction before pulling out, directly into the path of an oncoming cyclist. The excuse for this manoeuvre is usually “i’m sorry i didn’t see you”. (despite the crappy dayglo jacket you are forced to wear and use of cycle lights even in daylight hours, all this and they “didn’t see you”) A keen cyclist can usually spot a Munter because they look you in the eyes before pulling out. Hence they only score a 6 on the “Ricker scale”.

Clark the “chocolate star fish

Clark is often married to or partnered with a “Munter” and displays many of the same quirky behaviours. However Clark knows he is better than a “Munter” and has developed a technique called the “twat”. This technique takes time to perfect and the consequences of getting it wrong can be quite dramatic. The “twat” requires Clark to have patience and wait for the cyclist to be almost level before pulling out along side and gently drifting towards the kerb, forcing the cyclist to take evasive action or be squashed into the kerb. Obviously the cyclist can be accused of undertaking if this happens. Clark scores a 7 on the “Ricker scale”.

Brian the “Brain Donor

Brian is a very desperate person, passing every cyclist you see is a must if you are Brian. No matter how stupid you look or how dangerous you have to drive you have to pass that cyclist. One of Brians favourite manoeuvres is to pass a cyclist, pull in front and brake for the queue of traffic that he is now moving very fast towards. It doesn’t matter that the cyclist will slow, pull out behind Brian and simply coast past the queue of cars in front, Brian included. Brian is dangerous because he doesn’t know he is a Brain Donor and Scores an impressive 8 on the “Ricker scale”.


Britney and Tyler are Chavs, they Drive a Corsa 1.2 or Renault clio 1.2 with a noisy exhaust, a shopping list on the front wing and tyres that rub on the wheel arches. Britney and Tyler like to let cyclists get next to their driver door window before a bomber (see definition 5) falls off their joint into their lap, burning their crotch and causing them to turn right without bothering to indicate, taking the poor innocent cyclist along for the ride. It is also important to note, these vehicles often have smoked tail lights so they are impossible to see even if, by some strange coincidence, an indicator should be accidently activated. This is not the fault of the Chavs, many generations of in breeding and a poor up bringing mean they are destined to remain oblivious. Because of their unpredictability Britney and Tyler Score an 9 on the “Ricker scale”.


For all of the above reasons Taxi drivers score a perfect 10 on the “Ricker scale”, any sane cyclist will avoid them at all costs.

This is mostly drivel written for the sole purpose of amusing me and allowing me to vent, all except for Taxi Drivers, our local Taxi Drivers are without doubt scum of the earth.